13; wonderland ★

Monday, July 27, 2009,2:35 AM

boom boom bang!

my reading section has been cut short.

and now, my 1 month worth of stuff to read will have to be finished in 3 days! T__T

why?

cause im going back to tuition for full subjects!

poo man! no freedom anymore!

what has the world become?! T__T

anyways, here's something i found on soompi! xD

and yes, im advertising soompi!

COME ON PEOPLE! GO REGISTER!

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : '...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?'
Boyfriend : 'Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday'.

2) Teacher : 'Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?'
Pupil : 'The moon'.
Teacher : 'Why?'
Pupil : 'The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it'.

3) Teacher : 'What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?'
Pupil : 'A teacher'.

4) Waiter : 'Would you like your coffee black?'
Customer : 'What other colors do you have?'

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : 'Sam, you talk a lot !'
Sam : 'It's a family tradition'.
Teacher : 'What do you mean?'
Sam : 'Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher'.
Teacher : 'What about your mother?'
Sam : 'She's a woman'.

7) Tom : 'How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?'
David: 'You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated'.

8) Teacher : 'Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?'
Student : 'Brotherly love'.

9) Teacher : 'Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?'
Sam : 'No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook'.

10) Patient : 'What are the chances of my recovering doctor?'
Doctor : 'One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died'.

11) Teacher : ' Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?'
One Student : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.'

12) Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?'
One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in is hand.'

above credits to Shia @ soompi forums

rofl! i love the last one and the sea one xD

i just noticed that i havent been stock hunting lately o_o

cant blame me. too busy reading.

i finished Memoirs Of A Teenage Psychopath yesterday and now im reading Cloistering Marionette. haha.

finished in 2 days while studying :p

i admit, i slacked off with my studying xD

i might do a fanfic review for the next post! yay!

maybe you'll be interested in reading the stories after my review :p

just ask me for the story link if you're interested.

but you have to sign up for soompi first.

i MIGHT borrow my account hahaha.

danbo picture: cake@june @ soompi forums & owner @ flickr

sentence of the day;

love is a nonsensical thing that only leaves scars.

Sunday, July 26, 2009,5:05 AM

im okay!

im okay! @_@

dont worry guys.

im fine.

thanks guys, for providing all forms of comfort. :)

your amazingness shall not be left unforgotten!

i would especially like to thank c & m for being there when i needed someone.

seriously, haha, you'd think that you wont be able to find people to talk to at 1am in the morning --

i know for a fact that i worried some of you shitless but but but!

like chunee said, jane can still smile when all that shit happens to her!

i shall smile for all you loser out there! cause i love you all!

i dont think i'll be able to live without you bunch of losers who always seem to find a way to make me laugh.

im gonna say it again.

wait for ittt~

wait for it!

I LOVE YOU LOSERS!! (miss pancakes might be cool but i consider her as a loser to! SO HA!)

let me hug you all and squish you all to death! T__T

apparently, someone thinks im crazy cause i'm laughing at this moment in time.

meanie meanie! -points-

jane is... tearless! MUAHAHA.

btw, im still scared of the dark. --

sleeping by myself is scary T_T

SCARY I TELL YOU SCARY!

ESPECIALLY DURING THAT MORNING I WAS STUDYING MY SCIENCE~

i shall be forever scarred with that horrible, horrible morning! NOOO!

ps: if i didnt tell you guys what happened between me and sg.

it probably means id be over emotional around you and start bawling out like a big giant baby in front of you.

and so to prevent that from happening, you shall find out through someone else :D

sentence of the day:

happy endings are just stories that haven't ended yet.

edit xx

OMFG! THE MIND BLOWING PAIN OF GEOGRAPHY!!!! -stabs geography textbooks- die you evil tooot --

i am a banana, be afraid!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009,8:21 AM

bye.

Suppose, let’s say, that you loved a boy.
Then suppose that this boy became your everything.
But what is love without its conflicts and insecurities?
What is love without pain and fear?
What if… he betrayed you?
Do you pick up the pieces and keep on loving him?
Or perhaps you’d settle for the second best?
Would you put happiness at the expense of a love that comes only once?
Or would you put love at the expense of a moment of happiness after the pursuit of a lifetime?
Where do you draw the line?
Suppose… let’s say…
that you loved a boy.

- prologue of pursuit of happiness by randomstar @ soompi

what's this throbbing pain in my heart?

it feels like it broke into millions of small pieces.

someone... please patch it up?

im fighting the urge to break down and cry.

i promised someone, that i wont cry anymore.

im sorry... but i broke my promise.

i'll try harder to keep it.

wait for me.

i feel so stupid... and i regret so so much.

supposedly, this is fate.

i hope... that fate will grant my wish.

i hope... that i'll be able to be by your side again.

i feel like a fool.

i am a fool.

a fool who didnt think twice.

a fool who made you feel upset.

a fool you no longer want.

a fool who cant let go.

niga neomu pogosip’eun nalen
neomu kyeondigi himdeul naleneun
neoreul saranghanda ipgae maemdola
honja dasi tto crying for you
honja dasi tto missing for you.
Baby, I love you. I’m waiting for you.

let's say... that i love you.

"Take out all of the tears that are filled up inside your heart."

Tuesday, July 14, 2009,4:38 AM

surprise me, say something smart.

whenever i see poop, i remember you.

you know what?

i dont like you. :)

very very very.

why?

because, you disgust me.

you're obviously not worth the trouble of me blogging about you.

but guess what?

im bored and i decided to use blogging about you and your pathetic existence to ease my boredom.

you must feel shio happy that im actually wasting my time to blog about useless, old you.

an undeniable fact about you is that you're a total whoretard.

when people do actually say good things about you (which is like, really seldom), i feel the strong need to contradict their statements and what not.

you're acts of maibin-ness are so low that you cant even compare to a dog.

my wonderful, wonderful NOT friend, please just gtfo of my life before i decide to do something about you.

you're like a freaking parasite.

and i, for one, detest parasites to the pits of hell.

especially the ones like you.

dont know who im talking about, then it's probably not you. :)

know who im talking about, then it's probably not you either.

i did a quiz i found on aileen's blog. hehes~ :D

Your view on yourself:

Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

my results were so true to the max man! :/

and and! so was chunee's!

we both have some same results too.

which was like, so awesome. LOL xD

randomness;

i love you, kyu!! :D

picture credit: nina @ flickr

sentences of the day;

- oh? i think you mistaken me for someone who actually gives a damn.

- hey, the zoo called, they want their baboon butts back so you need a new face :D

Monday, July 13, 2009,2:41 AM

let the rain fall on me

there are times, where i can feel your coldness.

but i know there's nothing i can do.

people said that it hurts to say goodbye.

but we didnt feel the pain.

because in our minds, we told ourselves that it was the way things turn out to be.

cheel nyeoneul mannatjyo.

- 7 years of love.

magnae kyu is so hot!

i love love love his voice.

it's so clear and serene.

when i first heard this song, my heart felt so sour.

i can feel the sadness of the song.

my heart still feels so sad when i hear this song.

i love sentimental songs like this.

those that can sucessfully grab my heart.

im collecting pictures of people right now.

care to give me yours? :)

i love kangin and donghae's current hair.

they look so good in their "eat the stars" photoshoot.

of course kyuhyun and sungmin look super good too.

i love magnae, he's so cute!

but his voice is so captivating!

it's just so amazing. -loves-

sentence of the day:

hold tight baby, timeless.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BYUL UNNI!

imma give you your present when i see you on!

Monday, July 6, 2009,3:15 AM

colour quiz.

www.colorquiz.com

Your Existing Situation
Constantly moving forward in her life and career in order to gain a higher position and more recognition. Unhappy with current circumstances and needs to constantly make changes to herself in order to become a better person.

Your Stress Sources
"Feeling trapped in a unpleasant situation and feels powerless to fix it. Upset and irritated because she feels doubtful she will ever be able to achieve her goals. Feeling frustrated and emotionally drained, and longs to escape. Needs to get away and have the freedom to make her own decisions. "

Your Restrained Characteristics
Emotionally distant even from those closest to her.
He is being forced to be happiness and pleasure on hold for new due to her limiting circumstances.
"Feels she is carrying more than her share of problems. she is flexible and laid back, sticking to her goals and working to overcome any difficulty."
Conceited and is easily insulted. Holds back emotionally but is able to find satisfaction through sexual activity.

Your Desired Objective
"Not a team player and is unwilling to be involved in most activities. In the past she was over involved and now emotionally drained. Due to her fear of over involvement, she now chooses to remain uninvolved with the activities around her. "

Your Actual Problem
"Feeling a lack of energy, she does not wish to be involved in further activity or give in to demands. she is feeling powerless causing her stress, agitation, and irritation, all which she tries to escape by refusing to participate altogether. she is determined to get her own way in the end and is cautious as she puts her plan in action."

Your Actual Problem #2
Must protect herself from outside influences or she risks losing her independence and having restrictions placed on her. she wishes to be left alone.

jane's comment;;

try it?
quite true i guess.

sentence of the day:
you're like a broken record on constant playback.

Saturday, July 4, 2009,3:36 AM

kapoooww

im working on a layout for twinnie right now :)

huhu, im such a slow worker --

roses, wings and blue sky.

this will be a new challenge for me.

and i love art challenges :D -giggles-

im pondering...

people who know me know im not a 1994-er.

yes, im suppose to be in form 2 this year.

but i skipped a grade.

skipping a grade has many advantages i guess.

but now im wondering, it is worth it or not.

what would life be like if i were in form 2?

things would be different, that's for sure.

maybe the grass is greener on the other side?

sadly, there's a wall between here and there.

i'll probably never see for myself.

anyways, i cuss at my current layout.

wonderland ★

why? because im sleep-deprived because of it .__.

i started working on it yesterday from 9.30 pm till 1.25 am. (doesn't include the time finding pictures)

sentence of the day;

the ending is just around the bend, i wanna pause this game.

^ anyone know where this is from? :p

Friday, July 3, 2009,9:53 AM

new layout

the code was half done so i tried to finish it.

but meh, took me 2 hours for fixing and photoshopping but im still not done. --

the header has problems so im coming back to fix it soon. haha.

edits --x

IM FINALLY DONE WITH THE WHOLE THING! T__T

rate in cbox. ?/10 please :D

-inhales- -exhales-

im still alive, if that's what you're wondering.

im just aching. physically and mentally.

ive been on a sport frenzy lately.

skipping rope, kicks, badminton and basketball.

and im still not satisfied by my art. --

working on the smaller details with colour pencils now.

i think the wholeee thing will take around 24 hours?

first time im using so much time for art.

but guess what?

im satisfied with it.

the only reason why im working so hard is because my mom said my artworks are like... primary standard and that she can do soooo much better in less time.

yeah. im gonna show her. :)

anyways, ive been playing badminton with jia jia for the past few days.

no stress playing with him cause he keeps laughing which actually tires me out more since i'll laugh along. --

as for basketball, my brother made it his job to teach me.

his excuse : i feel so ashamed that your team got chao 0 in your previous game.

i didnt get a chance to shoot, did i? ):

oh wells. benefits me anyways.

but my ankle is still injured from last time.

strangely, playing basketball and badminton made it feel better.

i can hardly feel it now.

im so tired but i cant sleep.

i toss and turn in bed, unable to fall asleep.

because of my guilty concience.

baby, mianhae... saranghae...

i hope you'll forgive me.

i wont be talking much in msn for these few days.

i hope you guys dont mind.

thanks to the people who are constantly cheering me up.

you guys rock. :)

sentence of the day:

im like a fish out of water without you by my side, i need you.

my world ★

i own this wonderland

Believe in the power of Karma. Whatever you do shall be repaid, be it good or bad. Oh, and this is my blog, so I obviously don’t give a damn about what you think.

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♣ jane, sora, wasabii or milk
♣ 12.o1
♣ likes to photoshop
♣ studying in CHMS
♣ obsessed with touching hair
♣ loves chocolate way too much
♣ listens to korean music
♣ is random, weird and crazy
♣ is nice but mean in some ways
♣ does not like to be teased
♣ likes reading fanfics & manga
♣ a lousy writer
♣ i hate DOTA with passion

my life ★

what i read & want

IRead
~~orange planet. cherry juice. love luck. beauty is the beast~~ AAA. chocolate cosmos. special a. vampire knight. love berrish. ouran high school host club. koukou debut. charisma doll. maid sama!. Saboten No Himitsu
~~WANTOHG. he was cool. high school royalty~~ Syndrome. TLH. love sucks. OHTDE. Suicide Note. TIWOSCM. yu tian. death glare (lots more but cant think of any right now)

IWants
♠ a happy life
♠ his love and undivided attention
♠ improve my drawing
♠ more plushies (i bet this will never be crossed off)
♠ study hard
~~♠ beat LSC (never gonna happen)~~ beat him in english, content :p
~~♠ everything to be normal again~~
♠ change my attitude
♠ more drawing tools
♠ stable emotions
♠ cuff earrings
♠ second piercing (left)
~~♠ a nice drawing just for me~~ hehe, thanks xt :D
♠ more clothes
♠ learn hacking
♠ DIE SWINE FLU!!! PERISH!
♠ find cappu
♠ ~~get "lone wolf"~~ \\ ~~then fugin :D~~
♠ get "dark lord"

my rules ★

histories